i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Im part way to drunk.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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