There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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