It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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