"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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