I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I know her cup size but not her name....
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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