I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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