Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
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He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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