That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
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Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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