is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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