this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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