Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
false alarm. still invincible.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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