Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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