i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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