This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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