is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Randomize
