Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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