yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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