We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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