i permit you to call me
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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