i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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