I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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