But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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