Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
