she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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