so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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