His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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