we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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