I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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