Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
25 Of The Most Common Life Mistakes Young People Make
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
25 People Confess What They Really Think When They See An Obese Person
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno