you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down