i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
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I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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