I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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