Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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