Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Too much gin, very little bucket
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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