Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
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Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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