So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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