ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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