Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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