I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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