i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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