we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
ugly people sure do ruin things
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I need a beard to bite.
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