Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize