They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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