You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
No stitches, just platelets and will power
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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