The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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