Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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