I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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