Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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