Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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