Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Randomize
