i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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