what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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