That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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