Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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