You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it hurts more in the daytime
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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