They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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